the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
of course. lets lasso hookers.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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