My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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