a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
even my farts smell like vagina
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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