It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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