Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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