i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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