I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
