Midget sex pt 2 tonight
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
