There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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