I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My liver just broke up with me...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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