That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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