I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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