think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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