Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
