3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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