I must be too annoying 4 u.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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