Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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