i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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