Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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