I need help removing her.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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