he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i believe in u and ur pee
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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