i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
