You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
