hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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