Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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