I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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