No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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