therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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