Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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