Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
