I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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