at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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