You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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