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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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