How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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