Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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