the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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