i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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