actually, I'm a sock model
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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