I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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