Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Randomize
