How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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