so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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