my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
