belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I met the friendliest cop last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
