Small penises have feelings too.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
