i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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