It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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