OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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