does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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