how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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