im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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